CONVERSATIONS WITH A 2 YEAR OLD…

d:  look, chase, it’s a big pool!
c:  no, pool.  water bath.
d:  yes, it’s like a big bath.
c:  water bath pool.
d: dexter, go lay down.
c: noooooo! he doesn’t want it.
d: chase, may i have a hello kiss?
c: no. no hello kiss. i don’t want it.
d: let’s change your diaper. it’s yucky. it’s gross.
c: GROOOOSSSS! clean diaper.
d: [...]

EARLY MORNING BANTER…

d:  good morning, chase.
c:  no! go night night.
d:  come in mommy’s room when you’re ready, ok?
c:  no.  mommy lay down. lay down here **points to his bed**
d:  mommy has to get ready for work.  come in mommy’s room when you’re ready.
c:  no.  mommy, no mommy work.  noooooooooooooo!
d:  mommy has to work so she can buy [...]