FAN ME, BABY…

i have a ceiling fan.  attached to the ceiling.  the best part?  i didn’t have to do it myself. 
my lovely neighbor “jk” installed what was called “the five minute fan” and it only took… wait for it…

CRAFTY? YES. HANDY? NOPE…

i got a ceiling fan.  2 actually.  i figured that i could invest in some fans (which was a surprisingly small investment) and save in the long run.  i even got excited that you can reverse the way the fan goes so it works in the winter… something about upward & downward air.  whatever. 
so i [...]

JUNKYARD DOG…

i wish i had a backyard.  with a fence.  and a playground.  and a concession stand - with a STAFF…

WHEN A HOUSE IS A HOME…

we bought our piece of crap condo almost 2 years ago. i actually hesitate to call it a piece of crap regret b/c we really do love it. a lot. we just hate lifestyle… with a passion. anyway, moot point.
so it’s been almost 2 years and we’ve barely done a thing. [...]

PITY PARTY…

so just to clarify, in case any of the thousand people who emailed me about my last post is still worried… I AM FINE.  it was just one of those days.  a difficult day.  a day where i had to let it out before it ate at me. 
THAT and i had just watched some home [...]

GLEEFULLY GIDDY…

giddy: gid·dy /?g?di/ gid-ee
–adjective

1.
affected with vertigo; dizzy.

2.
attended with or causing dizziness: a giddy climb.

3.
frivolous and lighthearted; impulsive; flighty: a giddy young person.

–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)

4.
to make or become giddy.

for example…

chase’s insanely long eyelashes make me giddy…

chase in buckeye gear makes me giddy…

our new dining room [...]

OH, YES, I’M FINE. EVERYTHING’S JUST WONDERFUL. I’M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE…

so far, a much better day. 
chase is clean.  mom is talking. 
so… so far, a much better day. 
that & i’m so excited it’s the weekend.  i will finally get a day of rest.  sort of.  i have to scour the city for an affordable party dress, for an upcoming wedding.  it should be nice to be [...]

AH, HOME CRAP HOME…

have you seen the movie “the money pit”? if not, go rent it. it’s the cheesiest thing you’ll ever watch. i mean, seriously, it stars shelley long & tom hanks at the height of their careers. oscar worthy performances. ok, so maybe not. but it is super funny and makes me think of our house. [...]