things not to say in front of the baby, as they either get repeated or evoke some sort of weird emotion whining:
* dammit
* crap
* chocolate
* cookie
* park
* chalk
* outside
* ouch
things the baby says that usually require some translation:
* bitches (peaches)
* napple (pineapple)
* michaels (motorcycles)
* boobies (boobies or blueberries - depends on the context)
* ifper (wisper [...]
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